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  <title>You just like to lie to yourself until you find me attractive.</title>
  <subtitle>Subterfuge, my dear Watson.</subtitle>
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    <email>elligator5@hotmail.com</email>
    <name>Elli</name>
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    <title>So I made a community.</title>
    <published>2009-11-02T01:20:35Z</published>
    <updated>2009-11-02T01:20:35Z</updated>
    <category term="batman"/>
    <category term="harley quinn"/>
    <category term="community"/>
    <category term="batquinn"/>
    <lj:music>Sound of Pulling Heaven Down-Blue October</lj:music>
    <content type="html">&lt;span class='ljuser ljuser-name_harley_batman' lj:user='harley_batman' style='white-space: nowrap;'&gt;&lt;a href='http://community.livejournal.com/harley_batman/profile'&gt;&lt;img src='http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/community.gif' alt='[info]' width='16' height='16' style='vertical-align: bottom; border: 0; padding-right: 1px;' /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href='http://community.livejournal.com/harley_batman/'&gt;&lt;b&gt;harley_batman&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;For those Batquinn fans out there. ;D&lt;br /&gt;Have a nice day.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;xx</content>
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    <title>Ahh, boredom.</title>
    <published>2009-09-17T04:53:27Z</published>
    <updated>2009-09-17T04:53:27Z</updated>
    <category term="jacob"/>
    <category term="edward"/>
    <category term="jasper"/>
    <category term="carlisle"/>
    <category term="rosalie"/>
    <category term="bella"/>
    <category term="parody"/>
    <category term="growing up cullen"/>
    <category term="alice"/>
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    <lj:music>The Futile - Say Anything</lj:music>
    <content type="html">So everyone here's heard of &lt;a href="http://oxymoronassoc.livejournal.com/tag/creative:+growing+up+cullen"&gt;Growing Up Cullen&lt;/a&gt; right? If not, that link is there for a reason.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a name="cutid1"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;Jasmin:&lt;br /&gt;    &lt;font color="#FF0000"&gt;ROSALIE: WHY ARE YOU SUCH A BITCH, EDWARD? WE DON’T CARE ABOUT WHAT YOU AND BELLA DID AT THE MEADOW.  SERIOUSLY. KEEP YOUR FROLICKING TO YOURSELF. I DON’T CARE ABOUT IT. &lt;br /&gt;    EDWARD: ROSALIE, YOU NEED TO LEARN SOME MANNERS.&lt;br /&gt;    ROSALIE: FUCK YOU EDWARD&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Elli:&lt;br /&gt;    &lt;font color="#0000FF "&gt;DAMN YOU TO ETERNAL DAMNATION EDWARD&lt;br /&gt;    OH WAIT, YOU WERE GOING THERE ANYWAY FOR PRACTICALLY KILLING BELLA LIKE 546515644156151 TIMES&lt;br /&gt;    AND BECAUSE YOU KILLED PEOPLE. BECAUSE YOU FELT "REBELLIOUS"&lt;br /&gt;    EMMETT: I FELT REBELLIOUS ONCE. DO YOU SEE ANY DEAD PEOPLE ON MY RECORD? HELL NO.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Jasmin:&lt;br /&gt;    &lt;font color="#FF0000"&gt;I FELT REBELLIOUS AND ALL I DID WAS WEAR BLACK&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Elli:&lt;br /&gt;    &lt;font color="#0000FF "&gt;SO IN NM WHEN EDWARD LEAVES AND JAKE IS ALL, "BELLA BB... I LOVE YOU." EMMETT IS GIVING HIM SUCH SHIT&lt;br /&gt;    I KNOW IT&lt;br /&gt;    THEY CALL HIM AND IT'S LIKE&lt;br /&gt;    ALICE: EDWARD, WE REALLY WOULD APPRECIATE IF YOU CAME HOME. WE ALL MISS YOU AND SO DOES BELLA. SHE'S NOT DOING WELL.&lt;br /&gt;    ROSALIE: YEAH, SHE JUMPED OFF A CLIFF! IT WAS AMAZING YOU MISSED IT.&lt;br /&gt;    EMMETT: I HAD NO IDEA SHE WAS SO HARDCORE, DUDE. THIS JAKE KID IS OBVIOUSLY A LOT MORE AWESOME THAN YOU SINCE HE LETS HER DO THIS.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Jasmin:&lt;br /&gt;    &lt;font color="#FF0000"&gt;EDWARD: HOW DARE SUCH A BEHAVIOUR BE ALLOWED TO HAPPEN&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Elli:&lt;br /&gt;    &lt;font color="#0000FF "&gt;EMMETT: LIGHTEN UP, MAN. SHE'S LIVING LIFE. YOU WANTED HER TO DO THAT, RIGHT? SO SHE'S HAVING FUN. YOU'RE SUCH A PUSS, DUDE.&lt;br /&gt;    and edward can't stand that such vile language is being used around him.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Jasmin:&lt;br /&gt;    &lt;font color="#FF0000"&gt;EDWARD: WHAT IS THIS TERM: PUSS? IT IS A STRANGE THING TO  CALL SOMEONE&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Elli:&lt;br /&gt;    &lt;font color="#0000FF "&gt;WHY WOULD YOU CALL ME A CAT, EMMETT? IT MAKES NO SENSE.&lt;br /&gt;    AND ESME IS ALL CALM ABOUT IT.&lt;br /&gt;    now boys, there's no need for namecalling. edward, we just want you to come home. we're worried about you.&lt;br /&gt;    NO MOTHER, I AM A MONSTER. I CANNOT ENDANGER BELLA'S LIFE ANY LONGER.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Jasmin:&lt;br /&gt;    &lt;font color="#FF0000"&gt;I AM SOULESS, YOU HEAR!&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Elli:&lt;br /&gt;    &lt;font color="#0000FF "&gt;SEE WHAT I MEAN, EDWARD? YOU ARE A TOTAL PRUDE. I MEAN, I TRIED TO HOOK YOU UP WITH THAT ONE CHICK DOWN IN THE RED LIGHT DISTRICT SO YOU COULD LOOSEN UP. SHE DIDN'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT HOW MANY TIMES YOU'VE READ PROUST.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Jasmin:&lt;br /&gt;    &lt;font color="#FF0000"&gt;edward: i thought the red light district was all about traffic lights yet you led me to such a heathen place!&lt;br /&gt;    i will not forgive you&lt;br /&gt;    depraved females are not good&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Elli:&lt;br /&gt;    &lt;font color="#0000FF "&gt;emmett: FOR BEING SO OLD AND KNOWLEDGEABLE, YOU'RE A REAL DUMBASS EDWARD.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Jasmin:&lt;br /&gt;    &lt;font color="#FF0000"&gt;you counteracted all my good work to help these poor ladies&lt;br /&gt;    a lady should not be paid&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Elli:&lt;br /&gt;    &lt;font color="#0000FF "&gt;GIVING THEM CLOTHES IS NOT THE IDEA EDWARD&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Jasmin:&lt;br /&gt;    &lt;font color="#FF0000"&gt;and no sex before marriage either&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Elli:&lt;br /&gt;    &lt;font color="#0000FF "&gt;WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ROSE AND I WERE FUCKING BEFORE WE GOT MARRIED.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Jasmin:&lt;br /&gt;    &lt;font color="#FF0000"&gt;i already knew, it was all you thought about for 10 months&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Elli:&lt;br /&gt;    &lt;font color="#0000FF "&gt;WELL IT'S NOT MY FAULT SHE KEEPS IT INTERESTING. I MEAN, CHAINS AND WHIPS? WHO KNEW SHE WAS SO KINKY&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Jasmin:&lt;br /&gt;    &lt;font color="#FF0000"&gt;i do not need a mental picture emmett, i am already damned&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Elli:&lt;br /&gt;    &lt;font color="#0000FF "&gt;and esme just decides to leave because it's getting so awkward&lt;br /&gt;    rosalie: would you stop being so depressed with the "i am damned" and "i am a slave to love, though it is unholy" bullshit?&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Jasmin:&lt;br /&gt;    &lt;font color="#FF0000"&gt;you do not know real love rosalie&lt;br /&gt;    love and lust do not keep company&lt;br /&gt;    as the holy power tells us&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Elli:&lt;br /&gt;    &lt;font color="#0000FF "&gt;and then alice would butt in about how she's foreseen jake and bella getting married and having wolf babies&lt;br /&gt;    and edward would throw a bitchfit&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Jasmin:&lt;br /&gt;    &lt;font color="#FF0000"&gt;how can you say these things alice?!&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Elli:&lt;br /&gt;    &lt;font color="#0000FF "&gt;IT'S NOT MY FAULT I SAW IT, EDWARD.&lt;br /&gt;    EMMETT: MAYBE IF YOU HADN'T BEEN AN EMO BITCH AND LEFT, SHE WOULDN'T HAVE SKANKED OFF.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Jasmin:&lt;br /&gt;    &lt;font color="#FF0000"&gt;the answer to making a lady happy is not always intercourse emmett.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Elli:&lt;br /&gt;    &lt;font color="#0000FF "&gt;JUST BECAUSE YOU CAN'T GET IT UP, EDDIE, DOESN'T MEAN YOU HAVE TO BE WHINY ABOUT IT&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Jasmin:&lt;br /&gt;    &lt;font color="#FF0000"&gt;i am sexually capable emmett, but sex before marriage is unethical. we are already damned, why exacerbate the situation?&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Elli:&lt;br /&gt;    &lt;font color="#0000FF "&gt;IF WE'RE ALREADY DAMNED, WHAT IS EVEN THE POINT?&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Jasmin:&lt;br /&gt;    &lt;font color="#FF0000"&gt;emmett, just because something has already happened to us does not mean that we can continue down the same path&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Elli:&lt;br /&gt;    &lt;font color="#0000FF "&gt;WELL WE CAN'T REVERSE IT.&lt;br /&gt;    AND BESIDES, EDWARD. YOU'RE JUST ASHAMED BECAUSE YOU ARE A PILLOW BITER.&lt;br /&gt;    IT'S OKAY, ED. YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE UPSET. WE'RE IN MODERN TIMES. BEING GAY IS OKAY.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Jasmin:&lt;br /&gt;    &lt;font color="#FF0000"&gt;i am not gay emmett&lt;br /&gt;    and how did you go from pillow biting to being homosexual?&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Elli:&lt;br /&gt;    &lt;font color="#0000FF "&gt;PILLOWBITERS ARE GAY, EDWARD. IT IS THE TERM FOR THEM&lt;br /&gt;    THEY BITE THEIR PILLOW IN PLEASURED CHAGRIN FROM THEIR BOYFRIEND GIVING IT TO THEM.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Jasmin:&lt;br /&gt;    &lt;font color="#FF0000"&gt;emmett how did you come to know of such things?&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Elli:&lt;br /&gt;    &lt;font color="#0000FF "&gt;IT'S CALLED URBANDICTIONARY, EDWARD. USE IT. YOU MAY LEARN SOME THINGS.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Jasmin:&lt;br /&gt;    &lt;font color="#FF0000"&gt;where is this urbandictionary you speak of? it does not sound like shakespeare to me&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Elli:&lt;br /&gt;    &lt;font color="#0000FF "&gt;edward reads so much shakespeare&lt;br /&gt;    he uses the sonnets for his love for bella&lt;br /&gt;    and bella's like, "but i thought you hated romeo and juliet"&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Jasmin:&lt;br /&gt;    &lt;font color="#FF0000"&gt;edward: the characters are despicable and unethical, yet the words describe our love so well&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Elli:&lt;br /&gt;    &lt;font color="#0000FF "&gt;THE SONNETS JUSTIFY MY LOVE FOR THEE.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Jasmin:&lt;br /&gt;    &lt;font color="#FF0000"&gt;what light through yonder window breaks is what i would always say to myself before i climbed through your window&lt;br /&gt;    to watch you sleep so innocently&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Elli:&lt;br /&gt;    &lt;font color="#0000FF "&gt;TO PRESS MY LIPS AGAINST THY CHEEK.&lt;br /&gt;    and then bella gets creeped out&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Jasmin:&lt;br /&gt;    &lt;font color="#FF0000"&gt;emmett: this is really touching dude and whatever, but did you get it on?&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Elli:&lt;br /&gt;    &lt;font color="#0000FF "&gt;and edward is disgusted&lt;br /&gt;    HOW COULD YOU ASK SUCH A VILE THING&lt;br /&gt;    OUR LOVE IS PURE EMMETT. WE DO NOT NEED THESE THINGS TO SUSTAIN US&lt;br /&gt;    and alice  is like, "that's not what happens in breaking dawn"&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Jasmin:&lt;br /&gt;    &lt;font color="#FF0000"&gt;edward: how dare you see such a thing!&lt;br /&gt;    you are tainted alice&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Elli:&lt;br /&gt;    &lt;font color="#0000FF "&gt;alice; ONCE AGAIN IT IS NOT MY FAULT YOU AND THE MRS. GET IT ON LIKE EVERY TWO SECONDS&lt;br /&gt;    and jasper tries calming everyone down&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Jasmin:&lt;br /&gt;    &lt;font color="#FF0000"&gt;emmett: dude you just killed my buzz for rose! god i hate having to spend all of two seconds for me to think of her in that really hot nurses uniform.....&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Elli:&lt;br /&gt;    &lt;font color="#0000FF "&gt;WHAT IS SO ATTRACTIVE ABOUT THIS NURSE OUTFIT, EMMETT?&lt;br /&gt;    I DO NOT SEE THE ATTRACTION&lt;br /&gt;    and carlisle totally winks at emmett&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Jasmin:&lt;br /&gt;    &lt;font color="#FF0000"&gt;LOL&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Elli:&lt;br /&gt;    &lt;font color="#0000FF "&gt;FATHER, I DO NOT UNDERSTAND.&lt;br /&gt;    WHAT IS HE TALKING ABOUT? I MEAN...NURSES GIVE YOU SHOTS AND GIVE YOU CHECKUPS. WHAT IS SO ATTRACTIVE? I DO NOT UNDERSTAND&lt;br /&gt;    and alice is trying not to die laughing.&lt;br /&gt;    emmett just starts thinking about it and edward is disgusted.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Jasmin:&lt;br /&gt;    &lt;font color="#FF0000"&gt;how impure your love is for rose....rose, tell me dear sister, do you not feel tainted by such thoughts?&lt;br /&gt;    do you not feel sad that your love is not as pure for each other as it is for bella and i?&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Elli:&lt;br /&gt;    &lt;font color="#0000FF "&gt;and rose is like, "stop being a bitch edward. sex is great.”&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Jasmin:&lt;br /&gt;    &lt;font color="#FF0000"&gt;rose whispers to emmett: i am SO getting that out for us tonight!&lt;br /&gt;    edward: i heard that!&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Elli:&lt;br /&gt;    &lt;font color="#0000FF "&gt;alice; edward, calm down. let's go shopping&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Jasmin:&lt;br /&gt;    &lt;font color="#FF0000"&gt;edward: shopping for those wonderful ladies in the red light district?&lt;br /&gt;    cos they should really cover up, god help them if they catch cold!&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Elli:&lt;br /&gt;    &lt;font color="#0000FF "&gt;ESME COULD KNIT THEM SWEATERS&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Jasmin:&lt;br /&gt;    &lt;font color="#FF0000"&gt;it will be like the spanish influenza all over again&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Elli:&lt;br /&gt;    &lt;font color="#0000FF "&gt;MOTHER, LET'S KNIT THEM SOME SWEATERS.&lt;br /&gt;    IT WILL BE MOTHER-SON TIME.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Jasmin:&lt;br /&gt;    &lt;font color="#FF0000"&gt;esme: edward, darling, it is their choice&lt;br /&gt;    you cannot force sweaters upon them&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Elli:&lt;br /&gt;    &lt;font color="#0000FF "&gt;and emmett and jasper are high-fiving&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Jasmin:&lt;br /&gt;    &lt;font color="#FF0000"&gt;emmett: woo mom you can spend more time with me  then!&lt;br /&gt;    we could go cruising in the jeep&lt;br /&gt;    just blasting our music&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Elli:&lt;br /&gt;    &lt;font color="#0000FF "&gt;and edward is jealous&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Jasmin:&lt;br /&gt;    &lt;font color="#FF0000"&gt;edward: mother, how can you listen to such ammoral music?&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Elli:&lt;br /&gt;    &lt;font color="#0000FF "&gt;i thought you enjoyed the opera&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Jasmin:&lt;br /&gt;    &lt;font color="#FF0000"&gt;I KNOW YOU AND EMMETT DO NOT LISTEN TO OPERA WHILST IN THE JEEP&lt;br /&gt;    ON OUR WAY TO BASEBALL I HAD TO SWITCH IT OFF&lt;br /&gt;    I COULD NOT RISK BELLA BEING TAINTED BY SUCH THOUGHTS&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Elli:&lt;br /&gt;    &lt;font color="#0000FF "&gt;THE VILE LANGUAGE.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Jasmin:&lt;br /&gt;    &lt;font color="#FF0000"&gt;yes&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Elli:&lt;br /&gt;    &lt;font color="#0000FF "&gt;WHAT IS ALL THIS TALK OF "BITCHES AND HOES"&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Jasmin:&lt;br /&gt;    &lt;font color="#FF0000"&gt;emmett: it is what i like to call rose. she totally gets it&lt;br /&gt;    she loves dirty talk&lt;br /&gt;    edward: IT IS DEROGATORY&lt;br /&gt;    AND I HEAR TOO MUCH ABOUT WHAT YOU LIKE TO CALL ROSE&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Elli:&lt;br /&gt;    &lt;font color="#0000FF "&gt;I HEAR TOO MUCH OF WHAT YOU AND ROSE DO BEHIND CLOSED DOORS&lt;br /&gt;    EMMETT: HEY ROSE REMEMBER THAT ONE TIME WHEN WE TOTALLY DESTROYED THAT VILLAGE? IT WAS AN ACCIDENT, BUT THAT WAS SUCH A GREAT NIGHT&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Jasmin:&lt;br /&gt;    &lt;font color="#FF0000"&gt;ROSE: OH YES, IF I REMEMBER RIGHT IT WAS THE HANDCUFFS THAT STARTED IT ALL&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Elli:&lt;br /&gt;    &lt;font color="#0000FF "&gt;EMMETT: AND THEN THE WHIP CREAM&lt;br /&gt;    AND EDWARD IS COVERING HIS EARS LIKE A LITTLE KID GOING "LALALLALALALA"&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Jasmin:&lt;br /&gt;    &lt;font color="#FF0000"&gt;ROSE: EDWARD YOU KNOW YOU CAN'T BLOCK OUT WHAT HAPPENED NEXT. I ALMOST FORGOT HOW MUCH YOU LIKE BONDAGE EMMETT&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Elli:&lt;br /&gt;    &lt;font color="#0000FF "&gt;AND EDWARD CAN'T EVEN TUNE IT OUT OF HIS MIND&lt;br /&gt;    HE'S SITTING THERE TRYING NOT TO BE SICK&lt;br /&gt;    MY MIND IS TAINTED. HOW DARE YOU PULL SUCH A STUNT.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Jasmin:&lt;br /&gt;    &lt;font color="#FF0000"&gt;EMMETT: ITS NOT STUNT DUDE. THAT SHIT HAPPENED FOR REAL!&lt;br /&gt;    YOU SO KNOW WHAT YOU WANT TO DO WITH BELLA WHEN YOU GET MARRIED&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Elli:&lt;br /&gt;    &lt;font color="#0000FF "&gt;ROSE: I WAS AMAZED THERE WAS ANYONE ALIVE&lt;br /&gt;    EMMETT: HOW MANY HOUSES DO YOU THINK THEY'LL BREAK, JASPER?&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Jasmin:&lt;br /&gt;    &lt;font color="#FF0000"&gt;JASPER: WELL YOU GUYS BROKE 7 IN YOUR FIRST MONTH...&lt;br /&gt;    AND BECAUSE OF THE BLOOD AND ALL I RECKON IT'LL BE AROUND THE 10 MARK&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Elli:&lt;br /&gt;    &lt;font color="#0000FF "&gt;ALICE: 6.&lt;br /&gt;    ROSE: I AM BETTING ON ALICE, HERE.&lt;br /&gt;    EMMETT: LET'S GET A POOL GOING. EVERYONE PLACE YOUR BETS.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Jasmin:&lt;br /&gt;    &lt;font color="#FF0000"&gt;JASPER: HMMM I WILL TOO&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Elli:&lt;br /&gt;    &lt;font color="#0000FF "&gt;EDWARD: HOW DARE YOU MAKE A GAMBLING EFFORT OUT OF OUR LOVE.&lt;br /&gt;    IT IS PURE AND SWEET. WE DO NOT NEED SEX!&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Jasmin:&lt;br /&gt;    &lt;font color="#FF0000"&gt;EMMETT: WOW NEVER THOUGHT EDWARD WOULD GO AND SAY SEX&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Elli:&lt;br /&gt;    &lt;font color="#0000FF "&gt;EDWARD: I MUST GO WASH MY MOUTH OUT WITH LYSOL&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Jasmin:&lt;br /&gt;    &lt;font color="#FF0000"&gt;EMMETT: ROSE NEVER WASHES HER MOUTH OUT, IF YOU GET MY DRIFT&lt;br /&gt;    IT LED TO OUR 5TH BROKEN HOUSE&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Elli:&lt;br /&gt;    &lt;font color="#0000FF "&gt;EDWARD: YOU ARE DISGUSTING HEATHENS. WHY WOULD YOU TELL ME SUCH A THING?&lt;br /&gt;    ROSE: THAT WAS SO HOT.&lt;br /&gt;    ALICE: I THINK BELLA LIKES IT THAT WAY, ED.&lt;br /&gt;    EDWARD: THAT IS VILE. THAT IS DISGUSTING. HOW COULD YOU SAY SUCH THINGS ABOUT MY DARLING BELLA?&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Jasmin:&lt;br /&gt;    &lt;font color="#FF0000"&gt;ALICE: WELL I SAW YOU AND YOUR "DARLING" BELLA GET RIGHT DOWN TO THE NASTY STUFF&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Elli:&lt;br /&gt;    &lt;font color="#0000FF "&gt;JASPER: WHO KNEW EDWARD COULD BE SWAYED TO SUCH THINGS?&lt;br /&gt;    EMMETT: I CALLED IT, BRO.&lt;br /&gt;    WHEN HE CAME HOME FROLICKING ABOUT HOW AMAZING SHE SMELLED, I KNEW IT WAS ONLY A MATTER OF TIME.&lt;br /&gt;    AND THEN HE STARTED "WATCHING HER SLEEP".&lt;br /&gt;    BELLA MUST BE A DAMN HEAVY SLEEPER.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Jasmin:&lt;br /&gt;    &lt;font color="#FF0000"&gt;TO NOT HEAR THAT SHIT GOING ON&lt;br /&gt;    edward: I DID NOT DO SUCH THINGS&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Elli:&lt;br /&gt;    &lt;font color="#0000FF "&gt;WE ALL KNOW THAT'S WHY HE WAS IN SUCH A GOOD MOOD.&lt;br /&gt;    HE FINALLY HAD A NICE WANK.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Jasmin:&lt;br /&gt;    &lt;font color="#FF0000"&gt;EDWARD: I DID NOT DO SUCH A THING! MOTHER, THEY'RE PICKING ON ME!&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Elli:&lt;br /&gt;    &lt;font color="#0000FF "&gt;AND ESME WON'T EVEN GET INTO IT BECAUSE SHE'S SITTING THERE TRYING NOT TO LAUGH&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Jasmin:&lt;br /&gt;    &lt;font color="#FF0000"&gt;EDWARD: FATHER?&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Elli:&lt;br /&gt;    &lt;font color="#0000FF "&gt;CARLISLE: NOW EDWARD, IT IS PERFECTLY NORMAL AT THIS TIME TO FIND A GIRL YOU THINK IS ATTRACTIVE AND HAVE....STRANGE URGES AND FEELINGS.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Jasmin:&lt;br /&gt;    &lt;font color="#FF0000"&gt;EDWARD: I DO NOT NEED SEX EDUCATION. THERE WILL BE NO NEED TIL WE'RE MARRIED&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Elli:&lt;br /&gt;    &lt;font color="#0000FF "&gt;AND JASPER IS LIKE, "YEAH, LIKE IMAGINING HER NAKED AND WATCHING HER WHEN SHE'S DRESSING. WE KNOW YOU HAVE, DUDE.'&lt;br /&gt;    EMMETT: NO NEED TO BE ASHAMED.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Jasmin:&lt;br /&gt;    &lt;font color="#FF0000"&gt;EMMETT: DUDE, YOU ARE SO A VOYEUR AND YOU KNOW IT&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Elli:&lt;br /&gt;    &lt;font color="#0000FF "&gt;EDWARD: I AM NO VOYEUR.&lt;br /&gt;    I AM NO PEEPING TOM&lt;br /&gt;    JASPER: NO, YOU'RE A PEEPING ED.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Jasmin:&lt;br /&gt;    &lt;font color="#FF0000"&gt;EMMETT: CHILLAX DUDE, I SPY ON ROSE ALL THE TIME&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Elli:&lt;br /&gt;    &lt;font color="#0000FF "&gt;ALICE: SORRY, ED. BUT WATCHING A GIRL (WHETHER SHE'S CLOTHED OR NOT) WITHOUT HER KNOWLEDGE IS PEEPING.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Jasmin:&lt;br /&gt;    &lt;font color="#FF0000"&gt;SHE GETS OFF ON IT&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Elli:&lt;br /&gt;    &lt;font color="#0000FF "&gt;ROSE: I STRUT AROUND NAKED SO HE CAN SEE.&lt;br /&gt;    EDWARD: ROSE, YOU ARE MY SISTER. I DID NOT WANT TO SEE SUCH THINGS&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Jasmin:&lt;br /&gt;    &lt;font color="#FF0000"&gt;ROSE: RELAX EDWARD. WE ARE NOT BIOLOGICALLY RELATED&lt;br /&gt;    I AM LETTING YOU SEE&lt;br /&gt;    THEREFORE YOU ARE NOT PEEPING ON ME&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Elli:&lt;br /&gt;    &lt;font color="#0000FF "&gt;AND BESIDES, I WAS ORIGINALLY MEANT TO BE YOUR BELOVED.&lt;br /&gt;    YOU WOULD HAVE SEEN ME NAKED.&lt;br /&gt;    AND EDWARD IS LIKE, 'I SHUDDER TO THINK'&lt;br /&gt;    EMMETT: WHAT ARE YOU SAYING, EDWARD? ROSE ISN'T GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU? YOU WANNA GET FUCKED UP, MAN?&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Jasmin:&lt;br /&gt;    &lt;font color="#FF0000"&gt;EDWARD: I NEED NOT LOOK AT A WOMAN'S BODY TO FEEL LOVE FOR HER. MINE AND BELLA'S LOVE IS INTANGIBLE AND BASED ON PURITY&lt;br /&gt;    CALM DOWN EMMETT, I THINK ROSE IS ATTRACTIVE YET BELLA IS THE ONLY ONE FOR ME&lt;br /&gt;    AND DO NOT SWEAR&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Elli:&lt;br /&gt;    &lt;font color="#0000FF "&gt;EMMETT: WHEN IT COMES TO YOU DOWNPLAYING ROSE, IT IS NOT COOL. SO NOW ARE YOU SAYING YOU THINK SHE'S HOT?&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Jasmin:&lt;br /&gt;    &lt;font color="#FF0000"&gt;YOU BETTER NOT BE TRYING TO STEAL MY BITCH&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Elli:&lt;br /&gt;    &lt;font color="#0000FF "&gt;SHE TOTALLY IS, BUT SHE'S MINE&lt;br /&gt;    ROSE: IT GETS ME HOT WHEN YOU CALL ME YOUR BITCH, EMMETT&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Jasmin:&lt;br /&gt;    &lt;font color="#FF0000"&gt;ROSE: SAY IT AGAIN&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Elli:&lt;br /&gt;    &lt;font color="#0000FF "&gt;EMMETT: ROSE IS MY HOT BITCH.&lt;br /&gt;    JASPER: ED, DON'T BE JEALOUS OF US. EMMETT'S GOT A KINKY GIRLFRIEND AND EVERYONE KNOWS EVERYTHING IS BIGGER IN TEXAS.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Jasmin:&lt;br /&gt;    &lt;font color="#FF0000"&gt;EDWARD: WHAT IS BIGGER?&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Elli:&lt;br /&gt;    &lt;font color="#0000FF "&gt;ALICE: HIS PENIS&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Jasmin:&lt;br /&gt;    &lt;font color="#FF0000"&gt;EDWARD: I DID NOT NEED TO SEE IT!&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Elli:&lt;br /&gt;    &lt;font color="#0000FF "&gt;I TOTALLY WASN'T SURE IF IT WOULD FIT THE FIRST TIME&lt;br /&gt;    EMMETT: SEE, EVERYONE IN THE FAMILY IS SEXUALLY ACTIVE AND LOVING IT. JOIN US, EDWARD. IT WILL LOOSEN YOU UP.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Jasmin:&lt;br /&gt;    &lt;font color="#FF0000"&gt;EDWARD: MOTHER, PLEASE TELL ME YOU AND FATHER?.....&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Elli:&lt;br /&gt;    &lt;font color="#0000FF "&gt;AND ESME BLUSHES AND CARLISLE CAN'T LOOK AT EDWARD IN THE EYE&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Jasmin:&lt;br /&gt;    &lt;font color="#FF0000"&gt;EDWARD: HOW IS THE WORLD SINKING INTO SUCH DEPRAVITY?&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Elli:&lt;br /&gt;    &lt;font color="#0000FF "&gt;ESME: EDWARD, WHEN A MAN AND WOMAN LOVE EACH OTHER VERY MUCH&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Jasmin:&lt;br /&gt;    &lt;font color="#FF0000"&gt;EDWARD: CAN YOU BOTH STOP WITH THE SEX ED?&lt;br /&gt;    ME AND BELLA DO NOT NEED IT&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Elli:&lt;br /&gt;    &lt;font color="#0000FF "&gt;YES, YOU DO EDWARD. WE WANT YOU TO BE SAFE&lt;br /&gt;    CARLISLE: REMEMBER TO USE PROTECTION&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Jasmin:&lt;br /&gt;    &lt;font color="#FF0000"&gt;EDWARD: YOU TOLD ME MY SPERM WERE DEAD&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Elli:&lt;br /&gt;    &lt;font color="#0000FF "&gt;WELL, WE WOULDN'T WANT THERE TO BE A PROBLEM EDWARD. YOU NEVER KNOW&lt;br /&gt;    YOU MAY HAVE AN STD&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Jasmin:&lt;br /&gt;    &lt;font color="#FF0000"&gt;EMMETT: OR BELLA MIGHT&lt;br /&gt;    EDWARD: SHE TOLD ME SHE NEVER HAD A BOYFRIEND BEFORE&lt;br /&gt;    CARLISLE: just because a man and a woman arent in a relationship doesnt mean it cant happen&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Elli:&lt;br /&gt;    &lt;font color="#0000FF "&gt;EDWARD: BELLA COULD NOT BE THAT FILTHY ANYWAY&lt;br /&gt;    EDWARD: FATHER, HOW COULD YOU?&lt;br /&gt;    HOW COULD YOU SUGGEST SUCH AN IMPOSSIBILITY FOR MY DARLING BELLA?&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Jasmin:&lt;br /&gt;    &lt;font color="#FF0000"&gt;SHE IS AS WHITE AS THE DRIVEN SNOW&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Elli:&lt;br /&gt;    &lt;font color="#0000FF "&gt;JASPER: SHE'S ALMOST AS PALE AS US, WE ALREADY KNEW THAT EDWARD&lt;/font&gt; </content>
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  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:angelabakerx_x:2441</id>
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    <title>I was tagged again.</title>
    <published>2009-09-03T00:04:40Z</published>
    <updated>2009-09-03T03:38:27Z</updated>
    <category term="music"/>
    <category term="xmen"/>
    <category term="meme"/>
    <category term="stuff"/>
    <category term="tagged"/>
    <lj:music>Spaceman - The Killers</lj:music>
    <content type="html">Sadly, I don't have 8 people to tag. :/ I'll tag &lt;span class='ljuser ljuser-name_pavel_pipovic' lj:user='pavel_pipovic' style='white-space: nowrap;'&gt;&lt;a href='http://pavel-pipovic.livejournal.com/profile'&gt;&lt;img src='http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif' alt='[info]' width='17' height='17' style='vertical-align: bottom; border: 0; padding-right: 1px;' /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href='http://pavel-pipovic.livejournal.com/'&gt;&lt;b&gt;pavel_pipovic&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a name="cutid1"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;Rules:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If you've been tagged, you must write your answers in your own LJ and replace any question that you dislike with a new, original question.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Tag eight people. Don't refuse to do that. Don't tag who tagged you.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Who sleeps in bed next to you?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://ny-image0.etsy.com/il_430xN.38070436.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;That guy. :3&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Have you ever lied to a teacher to get out of a deadline?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;No, but I have told them I needed more time and exaggerated about actual events going on in my life.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What kinds of magazines do you read?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;None. I read comics instead.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If you could see one band in concert right now, any band, dead or alive, who would it be?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;tooL&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What freaks you out most?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Anything that reminds me of the movie The Ring.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Name one odd item within five feet of you.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A box of postit notes with flowers on them.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What's your current fandom/obsession/addiction?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;X-Men&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What are you listening to right now?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;i&gt;Fine Again&lt;/i&gt; - Seether&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What are you most excited for?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Say Anything concert I'm going to in November.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What websites do you always visit when you go online?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;MCRF, Twitter, LJ, Fanfiction.net.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What food did you eat last?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Vermicelli with butter.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What's your favorite season?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Fall or winter. They're both pretty and good weather to stay inside and read.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Does the weather affect your mood?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Only when it's hot. I get pissy when it's hot out.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What's your zodiac sign?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Scorpio&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What was the last thing you said?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"I'm sorry you didn't get the dragons, Matthew."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;5 things (not people) that you can't live without?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Music, movies, books/comics, drawing/art supplies, my phone.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Do you have any siblings?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Two brothers (one is 23, one is 4) and two sisters (one is 12, one is 8).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What's something you'd like to say to someone right now?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"You have no idea how totally enthralling this is."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What's your earliest memory?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sticking blue plastic beads up my nose during naptime (I was like..4) because I wanted to be a triceratops. The pliers they pulled them out with hurt like hell.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Say something to the person who tagged you:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You are absolutely hilarious, smart, and a phenomenal writer. You can make my day.</content>
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  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:angelabakerx_x:2245</id>
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    <title>You're kidding, right?</title>
    <published>2009-09-02T21:44:54Z</published>
    <updated>2009-09-02T21:44:54Z</updated>
    <category term="concerts"/>
    <category term="xmen"/>
    <category term="the used"/>
    <category term="flyleaf"/>
    <category term="twilight"/>
    <lj:music>A Dustland Fairytale - The Killers</lj:music>
    <content type="html">So I picked up a copy of Ultimate X-Men Volume 18: Apocalypse and I decided to draw Storm and Phoenix (not Jean Grey, Phoenix). &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I watched Clueless the other night and I remembered how much I loved Justin Walker (Christian, the gay kid). He was totally adorable and I loved him. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I think I'm going to set myself up with a new mood theme at some point. I'm thinking X-Men or Wolverine. Mhm.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I started college (yesterday was my first day of Visual Studies, what a blast!). I think I'm going to enjoy it simply for the fact that I found people with an IQ of more than 25 (like at my high school).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I think I'm going to be really busy because I have homework, drawings, writing, all sorts of stuff to do. I'm also considering posting my "Twilighter's Guide To New Moon: Oh, The Lolz" here. Let me know what you think! &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Dates coming up: October 3rd The Used/Flyleaf/Rise Against/Misfits concert; November 10th my birthday; November 20th Say Anything/Eisley concert; December 11th 2 year anniversary with my boyfriend</content>
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  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:angelabakerx_x:1899</id>
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    <title>Lol I got tagged</title>
    <published>2009-08-10T20:13:28Z</published>
    <updated>2009-08-10T20:13:28Z</updated>
    <category term="meme"/>
    <category term="tagged"/>
    <category term="neil gaiman"/>
    <lj:music>Animal - Mindless Self Indulgence</lj:music>
    <content type="html">Sadly I have no friends that I want to lose because of this meme. lol. That usually happens to me. So, if you want to do it, just do it. ;D&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Lots of pillows or just one?&lt;br /&gt;Tons. Usually 2, a big body pillow, and one I cuddle.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What kind of books do you read?&lt;br /&gt;Neil Gaiman, Chuck Palahniuk, and Gregory Maguire are top of my list. Pretty much anything, though.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What's the cutest thing you've seen today?&lt;br /&gt;A picture of Jimmy Urine (from Mindless Self Indulgence) when he was in 5th grade&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What's your occupation?&lt;br /&gt;Student...and part-time artist/writer&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What's really creepy?&lt;br /&gt;things I find on the internet without meaning to.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What's your current fandom/obsession/addiction?&lt;br /&gt;Sandman. I go through stages of Neil Gaiman addiction all the time, right now it's the Sandman.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What flavor ice cream would you choose right now?&lt;br /&gt;Chocolate&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What websites do you always visit when you go online?&lt;br /&gt;Twitter, My Chemical Romance Forum&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What was the last thing you bought?&lt;br /&gt;A Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince shirt. lol&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If you could meet one person alive who would that be?&lt;br /&gt;Helen! I love her&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Do you get cravings?&lt;br /&gt;yeah. Right now I really, really want swiss cheese. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What do you do to change your mood?&lt;br /&gt;Listen to music and read&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Do you want to learn another language?&lt;br /&gt;I want to learn German&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Five things you can't live without:&lt;br /&gt;Books, music, and ... probably the internet.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Find the closest book currently sitting near you and flip to page 54. What is the first sentence of the second paragraph?&lt;br /&gt;"They gathered about his bed and waited respectfully, the living to his right side, the dead to his left." - Stardust by Neil Gaiman&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What's something you'd like to say to someone right now?&lt;br /&gt;You'll never understand exactly what you mean to me&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What are you looking forward to?&lt;br /&gt;My birthday, I suppose.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Say something to the person who tagged you:&lt;br /&gt;I will come visit you, Helen, bearing Mountain Dew and a lion cake. :D</content>
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  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:angelabakerx_x:1705</id>
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    <title>Too Many Syllables.</title>
    <published>2009-07-30T21:04:22Z</published>
    <updated>2009-07-30T21:08:33Z</updated>
    <category term="gerard butler"/>
    <category term="sweeney todd"/>
    <category term="volturi"/>
    <category term="phantom of the opera"/>
    <category term="fail"/>
    <category term="twilight"/>
    <lj:music>There's No Place Like London - Johnny Depp</lj:music>
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&lt;table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;div style='border: 1px solid #000; padding: 6px;'&gt;&lt;p&gt;How many (if any) songs do you know by heart? What are they?  &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style='font-size: 0.8em;'&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;input type="button" value="Answer" onclick="document.location.href='http://www.livejournal.com/update.bml?qotd=899'" /&gt; &lt;a target="_blank" href="http://www.livejournal.com/misc/latestqotd.bml?qid=899"&gt;View 504 Answers&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;!-- end .appwidget-qotd --&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;K, so I'm totally pissed off about the Failturi (Volturi, for those of you who are not Elli-ese friendly). They look like...whatever. Not going to go into it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Next of all, I'm in love with Sweeney Todd again. And, well, musicals in general. Phantom of the Opera has stolen my soul, as well as Gerard Butler. Haha. I love him.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hm. I need to start writing. I've been lazy and only working on craft/drawing. Fail on my part.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Well, I'm gonna go eat some food now, because I'm starved. Have a lovely day.</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:angelabakerx_x:1451</id>
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    <title>So.</title>
    <published>2007-07-10T03:23:37Z</published>
    <updated>2007-07-10T03:23:37Z</updated>
    <lj:music>Pretty Handsome Awkward - The Used</lj:music>
    <content type="html">I really need a layout. =\&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Okay... so. I just got Lies For The Liars. It's SOOO awesome. &amp;lt;3&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Not much is really going on. I'm in California at the moment visiting my dad. =D It's pretty fun. I just got a bunch of band merch, like an Iron Maiden shirt that couldn't fit my dad! ^__^ &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Well. I can't really say much. There's nothing to say. D= Oh well.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I'm drawing at the moment. Wow. I am REALLY REALLY bad at it. DDD=</content>
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  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:angelabakerx_x:1029</id>
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    <title>Sleep, Just Sleep</title>
    <published>2006-11-14T15:32:28Z</published>
    <updated>2006-11-14T15:32:28Z</updated>
    <lj:music>None at the moment</lj:music>
    <content type="html">My birthday was one of the best yet! I feel so happy! Well... broke up with Josh yesterday. It's cool though. YAY! Going to Sarah's on Friday.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;=| Lots of people is suspended. Wow. Hahaha. Youtube's fault. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;=P Hanan will NOT update my art on DA. &amp;gt;.O&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Well... I think I should go before I get in trouble... -_-&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Anyway. Ta, ducks.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Feeling stressed about end of term.</content>
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    <title>Blah...</title>
    <published>2006-11-06T15:37:36Z</published>
    <updated>2006-11-06T15:37:36Z</updated>
    <lj:music>None</lj:music>
    <content type="html">I need a layout. Really. -.-&lt;br /&gt;ONLY 4 MORE DAYS TILL MY BIRTHDAY!&lt;br /&gt;Hanan, you better get me a present. ^^ =D &amp;lt;--- with teeth. &lt;br /&gt;Meh... I want the Black Parade. Like... bad.&lt;br /&gt;Hanan likes to read over my shoulder.&lt;br /&gt;I sound like Hanan. I'm around her too much. I'm all, "Yeah... Aiden... you're gay." And she's all, "Elle's a REALLY BIG-HEAD!" -.- She likes making fun of my abnormally large head. Bitch. =O Ohhh burn. lol. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hanan Says: Elle's a meany butt big head LIARface! &amp;gt;.&amp;lt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hanan stoleded my word. Liarface is MY WORD, YOU WHORE. &amp;gt;.O&lt;br /&gt;Anyways. Barbies are scary. Really. They are. O.o&lt;br /&gt;Oh well. I'ma go. =)</content>
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    <title>I Don't Love You, I'm Disenchanted</title>
    <published>2006-10-24T15:43:40Z</published>
    <updated>2006-10-24T15:43:40Z</updated>
    <lj:music>None... at the moment</lj:music>
    <content type="html">Ok. I'm waiting. For my computer. To load. &amp;gt;_&amp;lt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;There's a scary kid next to me. He's obsessed with my friend, Chloe. It's prett creepy... O.o &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Yay, the Black Parde is out in America today. I'm getting it for my birthday! Only 17 more days... ^^&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Only 3 more days till the Evanescence concert! *dances*</content>
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